my girlfriend left to talk to her sister and her dog is trapped in her room so im just watching her and listening to her bark
“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
once I got food poisoning from IHOP lettuce and I had blood diarrhea for like a week and I SWEAR TO GOD the hospital room I was staying in was haunted by a girl with TB looking for her mother it’s all very Tragic
Favorite friendships → Brooke & Peyton.
“You’re my best friend Brooke Davis, and you always will be.”
“Yes, I will. Love you.”
”Be a kind person…The reason I take issue with it is, especially in America, we are told that this is the place—give us your tired, give us your hungry, give us your poor—where anybody of any race, of any belief system, can come and have a shot at the American Dream. Have a shot at equality. Oh wait, unless your skin is a certain color, unless you have a certain sexual preference. That’s not what it says on the Statue of Liberty. We are all supposed to be equal here.”
